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Not that anyone ever reads my blogs anyway. Heh.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Monday, November 06, 2006
Yay!
The new financial year was a time to celebrate - I got promoted to Consultant in September and turned 25 in October.
Pheh. I'm out of breath now. Time for my afternoon nap.
Enjoy the photos. The next few posts should be a bit more interesting (jungles and rivers and walls, oh my!)
Pheh. I'm out of breath now. Time for my afternoon nap.
Enjoy the photos. The next few posts should be a bit more interesting (jungles and rivers and walls, oh my!)
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Back to blogging
I can't believe my last post was in May. I've done so much crap since then. A brief recap of the last 5 months:
May 2005
I spent 2 weeks in May at ACN's Core Analyst School (CAS). It was the best fun I've had since leaving King's.
Highlights include hanging out with Alex and Jeremy - kinda like 2 Jon Socrates, but with less hair. We had a fucking awesome time;
meeting Woolf from Shanghai (C'mon no problem! Wahaha proje very popul. I am wet); 
and last but not certainly least, the one and only Jungle Lady from Singapore.
Oh, I also saw some random dude's balls.
CAS pretty much took it out of me for the rest of May. Good thing June came along. I needed a break from all that tiring fun!
June 2005
My dad decided to take the entire family on a trip to Maldives. I sure didn't wanna miss out on a family holiday again. So I asked for a week off from work, surprisingly was allowed to go (they were all replacement days off) and ended up spending 5 days under the cloudy skies of Laguna Beach Resort, Maldives and finding out the hard way that SMS messages cost RM 3.28 each from the tropical paradise.
The Maldives trip might not have been a fantastic idea in hindsight. I was behind on work for a long time after that, especially with the Russian stuff I was (still am) working on. But whatever. The end of June came along and I went to the beach again, for ACN's BUM. I didnt expect much from a weekend spent with 300 people from the office, but it turned out to be a pretty memorable couple of days.
I mooned, gave a speech and got water balloon gang-banged all in the space of 1 morning. Good times....
BUM also saw the return of the jungle dance, which had not been performed since CAS.
July/August 2005
July was an ass of a month. Lots of late nights working on the Russian reports, sorting out personal issues and ultimately waiting around for the month to end coz I'd booked a trip to go learn to surf in Bali.
Surfing's awesome. I wish I'd done it much sooner, like when I was 10 or something. Kiki, the Dutch girl in the photo above was 11.
1 thing's for sure though - I'll never underestimate the rip again. My shoulders were sore for almost 2 weeks after my failed attempt at fighting the current.
The rest of August was spent catching up with work. I definitely lost lots of momentum after the Bali trip. My Russian counterpart came to Cybertron for a visit and I was rather disappointed. (But I'm sure she was even more disappointed to find out that her reports werent working yet)
September 2005
Highlight so far has been finding out just how badly I got assraped in banding. I'm not happy with the rating they gave me but whatever. I'll kick butt from now til next May and they wont have any reason not to give me the rating I deserve.
It'll be anniversary time in a couple of weeks. Someone will find out just how crap I am at buying gifts.
More Russians are here. It is a golden week in DSO.
It's almost 11pm and I need to get my car. Haven't eaten dinner yet though.
I can't believe it's taken me almost 2 hours to finish this post.
May 2005
I spent 2 weeks in May at ACN's Core Analyst School (CAS). It was the best fun I've had since leaving King's.
Highlights include hanging out with Alex and Jeremy - kinda like 2 Jon Socrates, but with less hair. We had a fucking awesome time;
lots of great analysts from all over the place;
meeting Woolf from Shanghai (C'mon no problem! Wahaha proje very popul. I am wet);
and last but not certainly least, the one and only Jungle Lady from Singapore.
Oh, I also saw some random dude's balls.
CAS pretty much took it out of me for the rest of May. Good thing June came along. I needed a break from all that tiring fun!
June 2005
My dad decided to take the entire family on a trip to Maldives. I sure didn't wanna miss out on a family holiday again. So I asked for a week off from work, surprisingly was allowed to go (they were all replacement days off) and ended up spending 5 days under the cloudy skies of Laguna Beach Resort, Maldives and finding out the hard way that SMS messages cost RM 3.28 each from the tropical paradise.
The Maldives trip might not have been a fantastic idea in hindsight. I was behind on work for a long time after that, especially with the Russian stuff I was (still am) working on. But whatever. The end of June came along and I went to the beach again, for ACN's BUM. I didnt expect much from a weekend spent with 300 people from the office, but it turned out to be a pretty memorable couple of days.
I mooned, gave a speech and got water balloon gang-banged all in the space of 1 morning. Good times....
BUM also saw the return of the jungle dance, which had not been performed since CAS.
July/August 2005
July was an ass of a month. Lots of late nights working on the Russian reports, sorting out personal issues and ultimately waiting around for the month to end coz I'd booked a trip to go learn to surf in Bali.
Surfing's awesome. I wish I'd done it much sooner, like when I was 10 or something. Kiki, the Dutch girl in the photo above was 11.
1 thing's for sure though - I'll never underestimate the rip again. My shoulders were sore for almost 2 weeks after my failed attempt at fighting the current.
The rest of August was spent catching up with work. I definitely lost lots of momentum after the Bali trip. My Russian counterpart came to Cybertron for a visit and I was rather disappointed. (But I'm sure she was even more disappointed to find out that her reports werent working yet)
September 2005
Highlight so far has been finding out just how badly I got assraped in banding. I'm not happy with the rating they gave me but whatever. I'll kick butt from now til next May and they wont have any reason not to give me the rating I deserve.
It'll be anniversary time in a couple of weeks. Someone will find out just how crap I am at buying gifts.
More Russians are here. It is a golden week in DSO.
It's almost 11pm and I need to get my car. Haven't eaten dinner yet though.
I can't believe it's taken me almost 2 hours to finish this post.
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Oh the things I've seen!
Kinky!
Okay, so I was in a golf club a couple of weeks ago, getting some stuff together for an upcoming work event when I saw this gem of a sign. Unfortunately the shop was closed, but I imagine they must've had a wide range of waterproof and/or easy to wipe items.
The thing between the words "Golden" and "Showers" kinda looks like an asshole that's just expelled a huge poo. I'm using my imagination here.
I am a sick fuck.
Pimpin aint easy
29" tv in the back of my car
When the mood strikes, I'll sit in front of the tv and watch this guy called Xzibit take a beat up car and have it fixed up into the most unpractical vehicle you could ever hope to own. Especially when you look at the neighbourhoods the car owners live in.
But today, I succumbed to temptation and pimped my ride. I now have a 29" tv in the back of my Kelisa. No puny 14" LCD screens will do for me. When I decide to spend some money, I go all out.
Who needs MTV when you can have TNT (Electronic Sdn Bhd, Sentul)?
Sunday, April 24, 2005
The cracker is one step closer to crumbling
Today marks the 24th anniversary of the birth of my hot ass girlfriend and newly-recruited contributor to this blog that no one should be reading and yet my counter keeps doing the n+1 thing.
We had a bit of a party last night. Much fun was had. Oh, and before that we went out for dinner then met her friends for some food and ice lemon tea.
In an awesome turn of events, I somehow managed to be a good boyfriend and not screw anything up. Today I intend to stretch this streak of awesomeness even further by bringing over a chocolate surprise to her house.
Oooh chocolate surprise. I need to write that down.
I expect jumping, and perhaps some secretion of bodily fluids.
Happy birthday!!
i've hidden my eyeballs somewhere
We had a bit of a party last night. Much fun was had. Oh, and before that we went out for dinner then met her friends for some food and ice lemon tea.
In an awesome turn of events, I somehow managed to be a good boyfriend and not screw anything up. Today I intend to stretch this streak of awesomeness even further by bringing over a chocolate surprise to her house.
Oooh chocolate surprise. I need to write that down.
I expect jumping, and perhaps some secretion of bodily fluids.
Happy birthday!!
i've hidden my eyeballs somewhere
Monday, April 18, 2005
Near-miss
Phew! Good thing I didn't just give her my password so she could post. Secrets? Bah! I have no secrets. My life is an open book.
My favourite colour is blue and I love the smell of freshly cut rain on a grassy spring morning.
Disclaimer: any information divulged by persons other than Professor "Hermaphrodite" H.G. Weed or his associate/superhero heterosexual male life partner Dr. "Jingleballs" Jonathan A. Hercules Socrates and/or their legitimate offspring should be considered false, unless confirmed by the International Olympic Committee.
My favourite colour is blue and I love the smell of freshly cut rain on a grassy spring morning.
Disclaimer: any information divulged by persons other than Professor "Hermaphrodite" H.G. Weed or his associate/superhero heterosexual male life partner Dr. "Jingleballs" Jonathan A. Hercules Socrates and/or their legitimate offspring should be considered false, unless confirmed by the International Olympic Committee.
Hahaha check THIS out
WOOOOOO I now have access to my boyfriend's blog!! Muahahahahaha! Who SAID this wasn't a good idea? Ooh the secrets I can spill to the people who shouldn't know them...
*Rub hands together* Now to take over the rest of the world, one blog at a time...
*Rub hands together* Now to take over the rest of the world, one blog at a time...
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Friday Night Fever
Loyal readers, it's been a while since I posted. Been busy doing stuff. Accenture's Annual Dinner & Dance was held a couple of days ago. I helped out with the entertainment. We performed a musical of sorts.
Yes, I sang. Apparently I was mesmerising. Obviously, some people must've had a little too much to drink.
Rahayu got hit on by a few people. They are missing a few teeth now. Okay, not really. But if they keep up with that sort of behaviour when I go back to the office tomorrow, they will be in for an ass kicking. These people shall remain annonymous, but I have one thing to say to them -
Go find your own hottie.
I went dressed as Prince but most people thought I was Austin Powers. Urgh. I did not have glasses or bad teeth. I was Prince. Or TAFKAP. Or the symbol. Whatever he calls himself now. I was not Austin Powers.
The musical went really well and I also won a 29" tv! I might sell it off and use the money to buy something I could actually use.
Like those 5.1 speakers and the iPod photo I've been eyeing for a while.
Yes, I sang. Apparently I was mesmerising. Obviously, some people must've had a little too much to drink.
Rahayu got hit on by a few people. They are missing a few teeth now. Okay, not really. But if they keep up with that sort of behaviour when I go back to the office tomorrow, they will be in for an ass kicking. These people shall remain annonymous, but I have one thing to say to them -
Go find your own hottie.
I went dressed as Prince but most people thought I was Austin Powers. Urgh. I did not have glasses or bad teeth. I was Prince. Or TAFKAP. Or the symbol. Whatever he calls himself now. I was not Austin Powers.
The musical went really well and I also won a 29" tv! I might sell it off and use the money to buy something I could actually use.
Like those 5.1 speakers and the iPod photo I've been eyeing for a while.
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